bottle ass fuck

when a guys unerrectile penis is incerted into a bottle and then he has an errection then he has anal with another man or woman

****true story****
A while back my bf and i ran out of condoms so we started to bottle fuck then we were gonna have anal and his errect penis was too big to get out of the bottle so we bottle ass fucked

by bottle ass fucked bitch June 16, 2010

Baby Bottle

Slang for beer. Usually used to refer to a person's (who's addicted to drinking beer) beer bottle.

person 1: That's his baby bottle!
person 2: Wait, what?
person 2: Why did you call it a baby bottle?
person 1: Because he could never be without it just like how a baby can never be without its bottle.

by poisonroll January 22, 2018

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

Water-bottle Cumshot

When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.

"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*

by watershot_girl March 31, 2009

Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.

He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.

by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012

Baby Bottle Pop

Baby Bottle Pop is when you have sex with a female every night and ejaculate inside of her so that the new babies cancel out the babies from the night before.

I accidentally forgot to pull out yesterday, so now I have to use the Baby Bottle Pop method.

by Mario616 February 20, 2021

Paella ina bottle

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.

My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.

by Severelykickedback November 9, 2022