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turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!
Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.
by Space Jesus July 19, 2016
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Hay Blanket

When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly
Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.
by KevinTheBunSeller July 2, 2016
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pizza blanket

When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...
I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.
by Socks and box June 26, 2016
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blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person
I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!
by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018
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person blanket

The person that makes you feel warm inside, just like a blanket.
by synthetic January 18, 2018
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Choad in a Blanket

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!
by the grim preacher January 2, 2017
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Bomb blanket

When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.
I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.
by Jimmmmyyyy January 6, 2017
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