Blake

Someone who has a big head and is full of themselves. Someone who also CHEATS on their girlfriends who they supposedly love and act like it's not a big deal. Someone who doesn't learn from their mistakes and messes with girls' heads and is ALL about sex. Who doesn't realize that he's not the center of the universe and not everything revolves around him. Who doesn't really have as big of a dick as he claims to have..

Wow who was that douche bag that did that to her? Must've been a Blake. Let's go kick him in the nuts.

by whitney3209 March 2, 2010

blackem

a mackem with a suntan

that gary elliott was the first blackem to get sent off at sjp

by tony100 November 21, 2006

Blakeified

the state of total amazement after witnessing Blake Griffin do something freakishly athletic and dangerous.

Jim: "Did you see the Youtube clip of Bill Simmons after that Blake Griffin alley-oop?"
John: "Yeah, he was totally blakeified!"

by snigman13 March 6, 2011

Blackest Tea Kettle

Someone who brags and/or is so egotistical, they purposely place themselves in a disatvantage in order to show there "the best". Usually always useing "I" in the beginning of a sentence.

Mike: I dont need friends like other people do, I am the best.
Julio: Man, you are the Blackest Tea Kettle i know.

by CosmicRey July 9, 2011

Blake

1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.

2. See also Douche Bag

Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo

Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super

Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!

by ScottWho? November 20, 2009

Blacked Out

(Verb) To be a white male, speaking normally amongst other white people, but suddenly slipping into the natural tone of ebonics in the presence of african americans.

"Well, Lewis just blacked out again"

by tonto goldstein June 22, 2006

blacked in

v. Black In: To only be lucid in parts of specified period of time.

Blacking In: parts of the evening when one comes out of a black out for a brief period of lucidity, and your brain begins to record and process information again. Usually followed by another period of blacking out.

So suddenly I blacked in, and I was in this hotel room with 2 naked chicks. I looked in the mirror and i said to my brain "Please, please, PLEASE!!!, DO NOT black out again!!!"

by WantedX February 11, 2010