by JeruG July 15, 2009
Get the buttermilk biscuit mug.A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.
Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011
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Last nite after my wife gave me head, she finished it with a nice dish of biscuits and gravy and it felt splendid
by stevnose August 15, 2010
Get the biscuits and gravy mug.1. Biscuitdoughjones is a hatchetface skank who has a nose like a pig. Biscuitdoughjones lives in Memphis. Biscuitdoughjones is an unemployed, untalented "makeup artist" who never works and has nothing better to do than sit and type on gossip blogs all day long. Biscuitdoughjones never went to college because she was too stupid and barely graduated from high school. Biscuitdoughjones' last name is BACON, for which she was mercilessly mocked as a child, teenager, and adult. It doesn't help that she has the round, chubby face and porcine features of a third-prize winning hog, either. Biscuitdoughjones sounds like a trailer trash hillbilly when she speaks. Biscuitdoughjones has a big black moustache that she shaves every week. Biscuitdoughjones is a slut when possible, but it's gotten harder for her since the weight gain.
2. Pock-marked midget
3. looks like Lily Taylor's ugly older sister
2. Pock-marked midget
3. looks like Lily Taylor's ugly older sister
Person 1 - "I heard that Biscuitdoughjones has been committed three times and that she has to take five different pills every day just to stand being her."
Person 2 - "Well damn, can you blame her? I mean, look at her."
Person 3 - "I heard she has warts on her cooter."
Person 1 - "Hahaha..yeah."
Person 2 - "Well damn, can you blame her? I mean, look at her."
Person 3 - "I heard she has warts on her cooter."
Person 1 - "Hahaha..yeah."
by toodleloo May 9, 2008
Get the BiscuitDoughJones mug.Relates to pro-evolution soccer. The term is applied to a situation where a foolish and un-necessary risk is taken but goes unpunished.
by David Doel April 20, 2005
Get the Risky Biscuits mug.(verb). to log onto a friends social networking profile, usually when they are afk, and make status updates and/or upload photos of them in various biscuitesque situations.
Whenever Jess leaves the office without logging off her facebook, Ty commences in the act of biscuiting by throwing up crazy pictures on her wall of her with biscuits or writing a biscuit poem on her wall, or something of that sort.
by ggjjtt April 28, 2010
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