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Bible Thumper

1.n. A Christian who shares their religious beliefs with another in hopes of converting them.
2.n. A Christian who chooses to follow the Bible in its entirety, instead of picking and choosing which parts most conviently fit their current lifestyle. They live their life to fit the Bible, instead of twisting their interpretation of the Bible so they can still sin and not feel as guilty. They are often ridiculed for living as the Bible allows and trying to convert others.
That preacher was called a Bible thumper for handing out tracts to people in the community.
by Rachel July 20, 2004
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Bible bashing

Someone who believes so much in the drivel that the bible spews, they must smack there head with it repeatedly at night.
John never shuts up about the bible, I bet he will be bible bashing tonight.
by Condoso122 February 23, 2012
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Bibletard

Bibletards are people who are a mixture of a retard and and idiot. They are people who preach to people and don't even know what the heck they are preaching about. The sad thing they are like Jehovah's Witnesses because bibletards get their face slammed into the door.
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by One little hellian March 13, 2017
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Patriot Bible University

A well-known diploma mill located in Colorado, famous for being the alma mater of creationism activist Kent Hovind. The school has never been accredited by any accreditation institution and even claims it has no wish to be. The school sells degrees in such far-ranged topics as Christian education and missionary studies. The main classroom building resembles a trailer park home. In order to get into this school, all you need is a checkbook and a pen.
Erica couldn't get into Regent University since her high school GPA was a 1.04, luckily she got into Patriot Bible University.
by ConservatismSucks December 19, 2009
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Bible Banger

Someone who uses the Bible as a device for sexual arousal and stimulation.
by ... February 5, 2004
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Bibbe

A guy who loves chili nuts
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by Johan Sten December 31, 2003
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Bible Thumper

Delusional kingdom minded Jesus freaks. Nuts that lay hands on you,speak gibberish,say in the name of God and bam seriously believe they have healed you from anything from illness to trauma. Also known as a Bible Nazi. They also try to persuade you into believing Obama is a demon,that the end of the world is coming very soon and you can use the Holy Spirit to guide you to where you need to be if separated by your friends because they are delusional . Seriously mental patients who believe watching regular TV will rot your brain.
If that bible thumper lays a finger on me again I will rip them inside out by their asshole.
by Fake it till ya make it May 29, 2015
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