higher than bat pussy

Used as a figure of speech, saying that someone is very high.

"Man, when I hit that bong, I was higher than bat pussy."

by tejano_in_iowa October 2, 2006

sex bat

A male whore. Usually identifiable by the extremely large list of sexual partners they have had or attempted to have & the fact that they will flirt with almost anything that moves. Often times they are forced to find new places to obtain said sex since they have literally used up their current pool of opportunity. Many times others who know them will make little "eee -eee" bat noises as they pass by.

Careful of that one....he's a total sex bat.

by narydict November 25, 2005

shard bat

A person who will do anything for a toke of meth. Almost worse than a crack-head.

Look at that shard bat begging for a toke.

by SurreyAngel February 20, 2006

Fudge Bat

Slang for an extremely long (length in inches, not time)dump.

Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!

by JAke1688 February 28, 2011

have a bat

To wank

I think it's the right time to have a bat!

by thewizardandhisfellows September 16, 2013

Ding Bat

A crazy individual

Man: Hey asshole!

Charles: Shut up ding bat, at least my mom doesn't suck cocks for a living.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Sale Bat

A bat often brought to a sale by older women which is used to fight for a sale item. Usually done when another grandma tries to get the same sale item you wanted first. Sale Bats are also part of the pre-Christmas workout called 'Sale-R-cise', although it can be used at any time. The first known use of a Sale Bat was on April 27, 2011 when Beatrice and Paul Middleton were playing with one. You have to be careful not to get caught with it or else you will hear Mom yell very loudly.

Beatrice: Hey Wilson, want me to teach you how to use a Sale Bat?

Wilson: (stunned) Are you talking like a vandal? I don't know. What good will a Sale Bat do me? Are you trying to get me in trouble here?

Beatrice: No, this is how you use a Sale Bat. Its a whole lot of fun. What you do is you take it to the store and wait for an old granny like me to come and steal a sale item. Then here's the fun part: you clobber them with it. I mean, you really let 'em have it!

Bryant: Beatrice Elvira Mary Duke Middleton!! What in the world are you teaching him? To steal stuff? Oh my God! My own Gunny Granny, a common criminal!!

Beatrice: (laughing) Well, you want a piece of it! We could We could practice on Grandma Flo. It'd be fun. Then we could go to the store and try it out for real.

Morris: (really angry) Mom, I don't approve of this. You are NOT taking that ball bat to the store. I will not have it!

Beatrice: (starts swinging at Morris with the baseball bat) You want a piece of me, son? Do you?!! Pretend I'm at the store trying to steal something you want. I'm trying to give you all a lesson here. That's all this is.

Morris: Hey, that item was in my cart. Get away from it!! (grabs the bat and whacks Beatrice hard in the arm).

Beatrice: That's it! You've got it now! That's a Sale Bat. Every granny should keep one of these. Even a Gunny Granny like me.

by Dusty's Baby Powder May 21, 2011