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Barner's Law

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning all their games in the World Cup, The Netherlands experienced Barner's Law in the World Cup Finals resulting in a loss and a streak breaker on Streak For the Cash.
by theCroweeffect July 17, 2010
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Burned it

When you really screw up and can't do anything to fix it: you burned it. This is most often said in place of "wow you really screwed up". That's sooo generic.
Dude:"Man I really failed that exam."
Guy: "Same Dude, I totally burned it!"
by April Boulevard June 7, 2016
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Barbed

To get dumped and not know it, especially when your partner has already gotten a new girlfriend or boyfriend.
Oh man! Your partner updated his Facebook status to "In a relationship with Becky" and you thought he was still your man! You got Barbed!
by GKS_Stevens May 10, 2017
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Barney

What happens when a person commits beastiality with a dinosaur
I had just had sex with a dinosaur. (nine months later) Oh look it’s Barney
by Dubiks December 29, 2018
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Barney

A male skateboarder, over 40, who wears full pads (knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, helmet) 1980's skateboarding fashion, and talks very loudly about when they skated back in the day with dog-town and z-boys. Usually barneys are found in groups, with a particularly overweight guy taking photos of tricks that are not at all impressive. A barney loves telling other non-padded skateboarders, especially female skateboarders, that they wear pads because they are so old, but in fact, are not that old. A barney will pad up even if there is no vert in sight. A barney will speak loudly and cheer unnecessarily loudly when their friends do boring, unimpressive tricks or if a female skateboarder does something unimpressive, like dropping into the bowl. Barneys play music while they skate, which matches their 1980's clothing and pad styles, and consists of one style of music from the 1980's (example: Dead Kennedys).
The bowl is filled with barneys on Saturday morning; let's skate in the afternoon instead.
by skatin_jasmine September 10, 2019
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Barney Smith

A ‘Barney Smith’ is a name given to homosexual or bisexual men alike when they are partaking in the most unsettling of sexual actions or trying to instigate rough anal sex with a passer by.
Person 1:Hey what’s Jack doing in his room? I can here screaming and banging and it sounds like handcuffs and chains are being used.

Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s just being a Barney Smith
by The Conductor of the Fun house January 19, 2021
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lil barney

A YouTube turning into sound cloud rapper that slowly is getting fame and attention, and loves getting nudes
Did you hear lil Barney?
Caillou Caillou
This the fucking shit
by ILoveVaginas November 9, 2017
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