Brandon is a shitty boyfriend he makes you think ur the only girl in the world when he is talking to many he only cares about sex and nudes ofc he makes you think he loves you then when he’s got what he wants and he gets tired he will leave you and never talk to you again but he will continue to talk shit on you behind ur back
by Justabitchdoingherthing August 6, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. 
brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.
by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020
Get the brandonmug. A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.
by pupperlover12 December 22, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Kind hearted, too nice at times but will knock you tf out (if need be). Swears he's a carpenter, electrician but he really just steals ppl money. Loves to steal. Will steal from Jesus plate. Doesn't like his kids to walk to the playground by themselves.
by HowToGetAwayWithMurderHoe February 25, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.
Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan
Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan
Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?
by dpavlov March 6, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. by i dont know May 20, 2015
Get the brandonmug.