jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.

Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.

by James Perfect November 20, 2023

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Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

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Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

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Ice Board

The act of removing the trunks of a stakeboard, waxing down the bottom of the board, and using it on an icy flat/inclined surface.

Caution: it is called an ice board for a reason... you WILL eat shit when using it on snow.

Hank: Dude, I heard the sled hill got frozen over and is completely ice!

You: Sweet, and I got an extra ice board in case your's breaks again.

by XCFingB January 17, 2011

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