Alaskan Shit shovel

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.

Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!

by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

Alaskan Governor

The premature termination of a sexual act.

Always used in the context of disappointment by one party.

Generally used in the context of a willful termination of a sexual act by one party for selfish reasons. However, variants including forced termination due to interruption or boredom are accepted.

"Dude, Lucy blue balled me something fierce. We were getting it on and her phone rings. Next thing I know, she pulling an Alaskan Governor on me. She puts her clothes on and says her grandma is sick and leaves. Turns out it was the mechanic and her car was ready two hours early."

"I was watching that new 'Burka Burka Gangbang' video you sent me and my friggin' roommate came home. I had to Alaskan Governor the whole situation."

"Damn Cindy. I don't know why you stay with that man. Sure, he's great at foreplay, but that's no compensation for being an Alaskan Governor."

by Gliscameria April 19, 2010

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

Alaskan Wondersled

The act consists of engaging in sexual intercourse in the "doggy-style" position at the top of a snow covered hill. Just prior to climax, the male will jump on on the woman's back with such force that the both parties will proceed to slide down the hill as the man busts a nut directly at the back of his partner's head.

So last night Tania and I wanted to go tobogganing. Bitch, gets there and before I can slide down she starts sucking my thang..Needless to say, I still wanted to toboggan so I gave that ho the alaskan wondersled and ended up with a sweet ride and an unconscious bitty.

by A BAPs Production April 13, 2009

Alaskan Goldrush

An Alaskan Goldrush is when a man urinates into a a person's asshole. For added effect, the person being pissed in should have explosive diahrea for an extra effect.

The person who was pissed in now craps out the piss along with his regular fecal matter. That part is where explosive diahrea can be used for an added effect.

Oh man I got drunk last night and made an Alaskan Goldrush with your sister.

by Jar Boy December 31, 2011

Alaskan Chili Bowl

This action involves two girls and one guy. First one girl shits (Diarrhea works the best) into the other girl's mouth making a bowl of chili. Then the guy uses his dick to spoon the shit into the first girls mouth.

Last time I tryed the Alaskan Chili bowl this it was chunky and it inhanses the experience.

by AlaskanWriter December 4, 2013

Atlas Shrugged

A very large novel by Ayn Rand, a shallow but popular important Conservative thinker of the early to mid twentieth century. It explores many of the themes that later found their expression in Libertarian philosophy. Noteworthy for its interesting political views, paper thin characters and an awkward, implausible plot.

"Atlas Shrugged" is a book that really impresses people who haven't read much good fiction.

by balbulican July 21, 2004