Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Some people say that before elections: If _____ gets elected this will be the end of the world.
If WW3 happens this is most likely to be called apocalypse.
Also when human population will decrease feom some extreme reasons (virus or something), anarchy will begin and there won't be any laws, large cities fall, everyone is now an outlaw and an enemy.
And now, in 21st century if global warming(real problemthese days) releases some lethal microbes from the permafrost black death(plague) could return.
In 21st or 22nd century(most likely in early 22nd) polution (which is already a problem)can cause apocalypse. Most people will die from poisoned water and food , others of starvation.
If "evil" aliens invade our planet and we willl not be able to fight them we will probably get killed or we will have to become one of them(they will force the evolution and speed it up).
If nuclear war happens.
And like this asteroid that meant end for the dinosaurs we could also get hit from some kind of big asteroid.
If thanos snaps his fingers everal times...
Some people say that before elections: If _____ gets elected this will be the end of the world.
If WW3 happens this is most likely to be called apocalypse.
Also when human population will decrease feom some extreme reasons (virus or something), anarchy will begin and there won't be any laws, large cities fall, everyone is now an outlaw and an enemy.
And now, in 21st century if global warming(real problemthese days) releases some lethal microbes from the permafrost black death(plague) could return.
In 21st or 22nd century(most likely in early 22nd) polution (which is already a problem)can cause apocalypse. Most people will die from poisoned water and food , others of starvation.
If "evil" aliens invade our planet and we willl not be able to fight them we will probably get killed or we will have to become one of them(they will force the evolution and speed it up).
If nuclear war happens.
And like this asteroid that meant end for the dinosaurs we could also get hit from some kind of big asteroid.
If thanos snaps his fingers everal times...
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A worldwide obliteration of conventional social-inhibitions, causing everyone to freely give each other big smooches whenever they meet
I am naturally rather shy and introverted, and so my inhibitions have little to do with my reserved manner --- I would not go around "gleefully glad-handing" everyone in any case. So if ever there actually was an apocalips, I would still not be willing or able to the the "rush on out and join the fun --- one big happy family" thing like more-jovial/confident folks could. I HAVE NO PENT-UP "COPIOUS AFFECTION-LAVISHING" URGES TO BEGIN WITH, and so having my inhibitions withdrawn wouldn't significantly "do anything for me" in that regard.
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After taking the midnight train her vagina was best described as an apocalips.
After taking the midnight train her vagina was best described as an apocalips.
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