alabama salsa

When you have period sex with your cousin.

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”

by hippielemons April 29, 2019

Alabama butterfinger

It’s where you cover your finger in butter and finger her butt with the butterfinger.

Oh my god he did this move called the Alabama butterfinger last night and I still have butter up my ass.

by Yourcousin696969 April 30, 2019

Alabama NyQuil

The potent concoction of Rohypnol and Mountain Dew. Commonly used in southern states to knock fellow ancestors unconscious.

“Hey Sam cook me up some more Alabama NyQuil! I think Sister Sarah is waking up!”

by Bobby Windchime May 3, 2019

Alabama Whiteboard

A wall of white people to prevent the minorities from entering the school.

Damn... Our district is so fucked up, we had to use the Alabama Whiteboard twice in the same day!

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Alabama

Full of abortions and riots it’s also a meme

“Hey hun I’m pregnant”
“Well better get a plane to Alabama”

by Lukey Clark On YouTube May 27, 2019

Alabama Slushie

When you dump an ice pop in the girl's coochie then slurp it all out. This would create a nice cool area that you can insert your penis into.

AYO MY SLIME ITS SO HOT OUT! Can you give me an Alabama Slushie?

by cakeslat May 29, 2019

Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair

Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear

by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019