Gaming Addict

A word that really doesn't exist, but made up by the organisation of P.A.R.E.N.T.S which stands for Private Assiociation that Reforms over-Excited Nutheads That are Simple, used to describe a person who games on a device for even a second. For some reason, there's no such thing as Candy-crush addict or Football-games Addict. I wonder why...

Friend's parent: "Do you like playing games on your device?"
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*

by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

Nicotine Addict

Likely a teenager who got their juul taken away by their mom and is now shaking from withdrawals...

“Mom did you take my juul?!” ~ Teen

“ yes you fucking nicotine addict.” ~ Mom
“You’re a fiend.”~ Dad

by Genius fax December 28, 2019

Dash addiction

Never leaving your home for carry-out food, grocery store and double dash items from local Walgreens.

I haven't changed clothes in 5 days. My Dash addiction is so bad I haven't gone outside or driven anywhere for 10 days.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

Wiki Addict

Someone who can't live without wikipedia. will most likely have wikipedia as their home page, and in extreme cases may have the wikipedia home page as their desktop background. They can spend anywhere up to 500 plus days on wikipedia without the need for food, after which they wikipedia 'Food' to make them eat again. These addict's usually are male and have the name JOSH. and if anyone dis's wikipedia they will choke them to death. If these addict's dont fullfil their daily wikipedia requirements they can end up in a wikipedia induced coma, which may result in death. An easy way to know if someone is a wiki addict, they usually know everthing and start "nerdjacking"!, only because they wiki everything

Metro 2033 is awesome!!!!!!

Josh, you havent even played it before, you have just wikied it.

NNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!WIKIPEDIA

You Wiki addict!

by GLITCHYFANBOY June 28, 2011

After the Flash Addiction

Addiction to the game known to the roleplay game filled with furries known as "After The Flash"

"Yo Jack, You know Grace? Shes got diagnosed with After the Flash Addiction!"

by Thickboy20 November 13, 2023

Bine-addict

A person (jack Loughran ) who is addicted to the consumption of a e-cigarette (vape)

Fuck off jack your not having a go of my bine your a bine-addict.

by Dr.loughran November 21, 2018

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world

Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024