Almo

Act of spinning around the narrative of a story, article or comment in an untruthful manner to make the subject implausible.

Tyrone: "You see this Article Bob?" *holds up Poll Results* Black men aren't actually that succesful in Dating with white women. You have nothing to fear.

Bob: "This is wrong. In fact most white women crave black men they just dont openly admit it"

Tyrone: "Dont almo me nigga".

by smhtbhfam March 9, 2016

Almost Sexual

Something is to the extend/pinnacle of sexual. Someone that is so sexual that control others minds with his/her sexual. Someone that is so beyond sexaual that they have gained enlightenment and are at a god or djhannaba status. Someone that has the reproductive organs of a whale. One that has worked closely with Mr.Miyagi, Michael Parkinson and Captain Birdseye. A power beyond any other the power to be more physically attractive than any other around you.

Often referred to as humpable, rogering, uber, a birdseye, penis master, captain 'o' wonderful, dr. o' hollohan

1; Hes so good he's Almost Sexual!

by scottysullivan October 6, 2006

Almaden

Gay Anger. From the Spanish word

He was Almadening us after we told his folks he was gay.

by Terry Wyrick October 27, 2003

almostfamous

Exactly what it says. Being "almost" famous. A term that should be adopted by all those passionate of theatre and film or the performing arts at large. This term should only be granted to those who give 200% and believe in themselves that they will one day be able to drop the "almost" from the hearformentioned title.

" I am almostfamous!"

by Ja9 September 25, 2005

Alman

The word "Alman" is used to describe a person, who is stereotypical german.
Mostly used to descriminate

What a fucking Alman Achim!
Bro wtf y are u such an Alman?

by Supremil August 26, 2019

Manuel Almunia

Spanish goalkeeper for English Football Club Arsenal. He is unbelievably talented and miles better than Edwin Van Der Sar.

Naji: Hey Ben who do you think is the best goalkeeper in the world?

Ben: Why Manuel Almunia of course. He is amazing just like Arsenal.

Naji: I hate Manuel Almunia.

Ben: Then you're a Bell-End.

by 3030150remembers August 24, 2008

Almond Butter

A mean old lady that ignores everything going on around her, and pretends everything is always ok. She exists off an almond based diet cause she read it to be health in O magazine once. If O magazine said rub dog shit on your face she would. She is cheap as fuck too

Almond Butter = Carm

by Eskimo-Brother December 18, 2017