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Brown Gonzalez

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.
Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!
by needs4crying May 25, 2009
mugGet the Brown Gonzalezmug.

Brown Turtleneck

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.
This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!
by Teh Duder December 2, 2014
mugGet the Brown Turtleneckmug.

brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there
"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"
by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011
mugGet the brown ankledmug.

Brown Tumbler

When one takes a dump in one's dryer and turns it on turning it into the brown tumbler.
It's in the same category as a Upper Decker.
At a party go into the laundry room take a dump in the dryer, preferably a top load, and proceed to turn it on and do the Brown Tumbler.
by Myra Meins December 14, 2010
mugGet the Brown Tumblermug.

The Brown Snake

The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.

Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
mugGet the The Brown Snakemug.

brown goblin

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.
i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.
by blockrader September 3, 2009
mugGet the brown goblinmug.

house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.
Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown
by housebrown9 November 17, 2014
mugGet the house brownmug.

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