Skip to main content
n. Faggot Ass Pumper. A derogatory term used to call a male homosexual or stupid.
Justin: Damn, he has a big ass.
Marcus: Don't be a F.A.P
F.A.P by DragonRage123 May 7, 2011
Related Words
Fablously Amazing Dick
Man, my girlfriend says i have a F.A.D.
F.A.D. by TunaLiving December 28, 2005

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. 

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.
Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

F.A.B.P. 

New York City Gang Graffiti for: "Fuck a big pussy"
L.A.M.F say it Jack
When I talk don't turn your back
F.A.B.P. now you see
when I talk you listen to me.......
F.A.B.P. by emc11235 September 7, 2006
A fat ass. Especially when the subject used to be average sized and has recently 'plumped up'.
Girl - "Hey hows your friend Mike doing, are you still dating?"
Other Girl - "Um... no, he's a total F.A. now. "
F.A. by Emo Enthusiast December 17, 2008
Jeff: Wow, look at Josh, hes so dumb
Jake: Yea, i know, hes a F.A.T.
Jeff: Hahaha Yes, he so totally is!
F.A.T. by DragAmen April 6, 2009