ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

post bro

An adult man that was clearly a bro but has been tamed by married life and children.

Matt is kind of crude.

Yeah, he’s post bro

by notryan0rz August 15, 2018

Musty Post

A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.

Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.

by Musty Post March 28, 2023

post dribble

The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.

I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed

by BigB0bby69 June 9, 2017

Post Resurrection

The act of adding a comment to an old and inactive post on anything like Facebook or a forum site. Often causes hordes of people to resume commenting on the post, usually completely off topic from what the post was originally about.

Marco might have posted that picture of himself snowboarding in 2009, but through post resurrection I caused his entire chemistry class to begin a discussion of the upcoming quiz in the comments.

by Interrobanging January 15, 2013

Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021

post-suds

The leftover shampoo one does not rinse out while showering.

Johnny, your post-suds are leaving a jerry-curl soul-glow stain on my brand new couch.

by Jesus Rox! June 28, 2014