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Brother-in-Christ zoned

The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.
"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.

"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"

(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!
by TreestanD W March 3, 2014
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Zinedine Zidane

Considered by many as the greatest footballer of his generation. One of the most gifted and creative players of all time. He played at the attacking midfield position. 3 time FIFA world player of the year, 2 time UEFA player of the year, golden ball winner in 2 world cups are among his many personal achievements. He was a part of the french national team which won the FIFA world cup in 1998 and UEFA Euro 2000. His other medals include UEFA Champions League, UEFA Cup, World Club Championship, Spanish Premiera Liga, Copa Del Ray, Serie A among many others.

Yet his last match of his glittering career was his most infamous. Where he headbutted an Italian player in the world cup final only to be ejected for the match.
Zinedine Zidane is considered as the greatest mid fielder of all time
by jaideep January 12, 2009
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fuck zoned

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship with you.
She hasn't called me back. She promised she would. Do you think she will call me?

No, you have been fuck zoned
by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012
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zened out

Tangled up in the beauty of something or someone. A lost sense of awareness. Just breathing, but nothing else. Lost in a feeling, emotion. Almost like love.
"I was just staring at your picture, and I totally zened out."
by The Schizo June 6, 2005
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zoned

In a non-ordinary state of consciousness, especially one in which one is removed from physical reality; in a trance; out of it; out to lunch; dreaming while awake. Probably derived from 'The Twilight Zone', a TV program dealing with fantasy, science fiction, the occult, etc. Also 'zoned out', 'zoning'.
The driver of the truck that hit me seemed to be completely zoned -- the cops took him away, and left me sitting on the curb.

-- I'm by myself, but I'm not alone / I spend a lot of time in the Twilight Zone. -- (James Taylor)
by anarcissie January 20, 2011
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Zanedin

The biggest bitch and minecraft nerd who would dog you just to build a virtual farm with slaves.
oh shit here comes zanedin.
by GAMINGGOLEM January 13, 2022
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Brother-zoned

(also Bro-zoned) worse than getting friend-zoned or acquaintance-zoned. Mainly happens to girls who have an eye out for someone at least a year older than themselves.

After hanging out a few times, the guy stops considering the girl as girlfriend material rather than his little sister. They can have lots of fun together but nothing more serious than that. You can't really get out of this any possible way (perhaps after 2 or more years not seeing each other)
~ Is that your friend? He's a cutie ^^

> Yep kinda, but brother-zoned me the very first day :/

~ I feel for you sis!
by She Anarchy October 18, 2014
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