Zucchini

SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKING RIP OFF OF A CUCUMBER AND IF YOU EAT THIS YOUR A MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS WHO WILL ALWAYS BE LIVING OUT OF YOUR PARENTS FUCKING BASEMENT PLAYING MINECRAFT FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

Gabe: Hey want some zucchini

Me: no you fucking hoe go fuck yourself

Me later:*eats zucchini and becomes a fucking dumb ass “FUCK IM ONE OF THEM NOW”

by WeirdAF December 1, 2020

Squeaky zucchini

A Queef into the dick hole

I was banging this chick last night and she gave me a squeaky zucchini

by Scissors swings April 4, 2022

zucchini licker

Someone who licks a man's penis

Zach's a zucchini licker.

by Long Charles 18+ October 10, 2017

plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

Zucchini

You put your hand in a guys pants and jerk his penis then spit on it and suck it

Jesus need zucchini

by Jesus is white April 8, 2019

Desert Zucchini

When a girl gives you a dry hand job.

My shits all raw from that desert zucchini.

by GobNob June 5, 2022

Zucchini Wakabeni

The name for an African who seduces his wife with the zucchini plant.

Husband: "Ehh mahn I got this neew vehgtable from da store douwn the street."
Wife: "Oh my god you're such a Zucchini Wakabeni rubbing that zucchini on my skin it's really turning me on."
Husband: "Wot."

by chEs778 May 18, 2021