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Zoloft

A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the unfortunate side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY and contact your doctor:

An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.

These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
Ever since I started taking Zoloft I have found human brains to be positively delicious!
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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Zoonty

Zoonty Zune + Tee
I.
interjection plural: greeting.
1. A greeting you can use to address one of your pals.
2. A greeting you can use to answer the phone.

Acceptable uses for Zoonty interjection:
-(phone rings, you answer): "Zoonty?"

II.
noun slang: vulgar.
1. An indecent, perverse person, place, situation or thing.
2. A stupid douche bag faggot.
3. The High School kid who takes the toilet paper he just whipped
his ass with and runs down the hallway, smearing it on the lockers.
He is a Zoonty.

Acceptable uses for Zoonty noun:
-"I think President elect Barak Obama will bring much needed change!"
Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama are both Zoonties."
III.
verb static object: descriptive/situational.
1. To epically fail.
2. To get owned at something you think you are good at.
3. To get completely fucked in a situation that was very, very unexpected.
4. To rip ass in a bitches face when she is doming you up. You just Zoontied
in a bitches face.

Acceptable uses for Zoonty verb:
-Your roommate catches you with a belt around your neck in the shower and gagging yourself with a sock while whacking off to Manga porn. You just got Zoontied.
IV.
adjective syntax: profane.
1. When you have/get something (such as the shit's, the munchies, herpes).
2. A substitute for any other vulgar curse word in the English language.

Acceptable uses for Zoonty adjective:
-You get sloppy drunk, pick up some "cougar" at the bar (who you later find out is a tranny), have anal with her/him; "it", get crabs (otherwise known as Zoonties), drive home on the wrong side of the road, get pulled over and get a DWZ (Driving While Zoontied).
-"I think President elect Barak Obama will bring much needed change!"
-Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama zoonty's."
by eiro December 18, 2008
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Zoonie

Alien creature that was companion to the crew of Fireball XL5 in the Kid TV series Fireball XL5
Zoonie will you stop bugging me.
by Fireball Freakatron May 20, 2007
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Zoloft

Probably the most dangerous antidepressant out there. It's like the Xanax of antidepressants. You literally feel nothing on this drug and are easily irritable and irritated. Sometimes you want to become a psychopath on it, and have thoughts to hurt people or yourself. Some gangsters in the hood and corrupt cops take it with Xanax, whenever there is a gang/turf war and such, so they push it to the limit and don't feel any fear.

It is basically Psychiatric fraud and poison; soma for the masses. See: Brave New World But, big pharma don't want the common man mindless herd to know this. lol
Eric Harris of Columbine High School was a nice kid before he was prescribed Zoloft after becoming freshman at age 15, by his parents to ward off depression. Then Harris became a mental case with his bullying and went on a rampage with his friend, Dylan Klebold.
by Charmouche September 11, 2016
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Zelong

An extremely asian person. While generally highly intelligent, lacks basic grammar skills.
No way, you aced that test - so Zelong.
by DrJazz July 27, 2009
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zoon informatikon

As a modern spinoff of Aristotle's "Zoon Politikon", it designates not the "political animal" (the human as a being that yearns for social interaction), but the "informational animal" (the human yearning for knowledge).
William Gibson's vision of the Zoon Informatikon may seem more and more relevant each day, but hasn't become reality so far.
by brandnerd October 7, 2010
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zooniversity

an institution of higher learning that is so big and rowdy that it is less an academy than a zoo.
I got my degree in Psychology from San Diego State Zooniversity (SDSZ).
by Ouch Pot80 December 13, 2012
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