Fully Zoinked 

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose

Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked

Fully Zoinked by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

Zoinkle Floinkled 

When you’re high as fuck and can only respond by mumbling quietly and groaning.

Friend 1: Get yo curry up so you can get yo hurry up im zoinkle floinkled

Friend 2: what

Zoinkle Floinkled by Lucarioplayz97 November 1, 2022

Zoinked 

The act of getting high.

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
or
I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.

Zoinked by MattKeen April 6, 2010

zoinked 

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!

zoinked by ParisJewemy October 29, 2007

Zoink your noodle 

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

Zoink your noodle by Dwigt July 9, 2019

Zoiks 

An exclamation of surprise typically expressing fear or dismay.

Shaggy sees the ghost coming toward him, shouts "Zoiks", and runs the other direction.

Zoiks by jillianb October 10, 2006

Zoinksism 

The Supreme Religon of the universe, governed by Shaggy himself. To qualify for this religon you have to constantly eat Scooby Snacks and pray to Shaggy.

Shaggy: FOLLOW THE TEN SHAGGYMENTS OF ZOINKSISM!

Zoinksism by Thanos_Car128 February 8, 2019