Zirka

Zirka. Zirko’s girlfriend, lover, partner. Who watches him play and supports him under the table.

Hey zirka I love you.

by Otos September 23, 2022

ziskiiuui

That feeling when you see someone do something so miserable that it makes you want to find the closes object that can kill you, just so you don't have to live in the same world as them.

"I'm gonna ziskiiuui, istg"

by ChipCruncher86 March 7, 2023

zisya

Loving, literally the best friend you could have, deserve everything in the world, there personallity is chefs kiss, there smile is so pretty one could die looking at them, so caring like the mom of the group, the are soooooo smart, the kindest and purest heart, if they are mean to you thrsut me you did something bad!!

OH MY GOD!!! you are literally a zisya friend!!!!!!!

by zisya March 23, 2023

zishan

a guy who likes men, changes his crush like he changes his underwear.

Bro don't be Zishan and get away from that girl.

by qtaro Kujoh January 24, 2024

zisbazbooga

where you would rather get tortured then die

bruh i would zisbazbooga rn

by LeafyIsCraked March 26, 2024

zisman

The most spooky dookie person you'll ever meet. The first name is usually a Sophia. She loves dogs and is the smartest person you'll EVER meet. She stands up for was she believes is right.

Look at her! She's probably a Zisman!

by imaslaypersoncuzthatswhatIam January 10, 2025

Simultaneous Zisk

When you and your friend notice an attractive person at the same time and therefore must battle over who gets to introduce them self first. Usually occurs at party, bar, or similar scene where you are trying to pick up a babe (male or female).

Rules of Simultaneous Zisk:

1) When you both see the hottie, make eye contact with the other and yell "Zisk!" at each other. This initiates the game.

2) First person to smack the nearest door hinge wins.

3) Winner gets ten minutes to engage the hottie with no interruptions. Loser may intervene if after the ten minutes the hottie seems uninterested.

"Why are you standing so close the door? You're kind of in the way."

"Sorry I'm expecting Betty and I have to have a good position for Simultaneous Zisk. I just know Jordan is going to try an say he say her first."

by lalaking January 20, 2015