An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.
Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."
Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."
Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."
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Get the Make Up Your Mind mug.Because of the release of the movie "Love, Simon," some Tumblr users decided to make "I like your boots" code for "You're hot, are you gay too?" It's meant to be a phrase used by gays to detect other gays in the real world. The phrase is based on I like your shoelaces. Appropriate response is "I took them from a unicorn!"
(gay person out in public)
"I like your boots"
(The respondent that is also a gay)
"Thanks, I stole them from a unicorn!"
"I like your boots"
(The respondent that is also a gay)
"Thanks, I stole them from a unicorn!"
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Similarly you can apply this - your mother - pattern to almost all words. Parents may say "Go to bed. Play your mother play!" to express that they are seriously annoyed by the kid's staying late playing video games.
Similarly you can apply this - your mother - pattern to almost all words. Parents may say "Go to bed. Play your mother play!" to express that they are seriously annoyed by the kid's staying late playing video games.
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Get the right your mother right mug.relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.
Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.
by brian48 September 22, 2008
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