A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
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If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.
hi there would you like to sign my petition?
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This would be used in a situation where an individual with a good behind is walking in front of you, "shaking" their ass. By asking if they want fries with that, you're asking if they want to have intercourse, where the fry is meant to simbolize a dick.
Vicky: Alright, I'll see you later John.
Vicky turns around and starts walking away.
John: Would you like some fries with that shake?
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Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.
Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!
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Would you like a X in your arsehole? is a very small internet meme started by YouTuber Steven Thornalley (steviet7)
The video was a give-away for an un-wanted code for dagger weapons in the 2009 video game The Saboteur, where he said "Would you like a pair of daggers in your arsenal?"
After which, he replayed the clip, but slowed it down, with the word 'arsenal' sounding like 'arsehole' (as he brought up in an annotation)
This lead to the very unknown meme 'Would you like a X in your arsehole?'
It is also usually said during giveaways by steviet7.
Person 1: Hey, I'm doing a giveaway!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Oh, these controllers
Person 3: Would you like a X in your arsehole?
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