Yoked

To ejaculate on something.

He pulled out and yoked on her belly.

by troc August 2, 2012

Yoked

To be high or drunk.

Dude 1: "Bro, I'm so yoked right now."
Dude 2: "Same here dude!"

by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009

Yolked

When someone is peed and cummed on at the same time.

Person 1: Yo, Johnny what happened to you.

Johnny: I just got yolked my dude.

by IttybittyCancer June 12, 2018

Yonked

The act of shooting saliva from the glands below your tongue

Sometimes when you open your mouth spit uncontrollably flies out. You would say, "Sorry I yonked."

by Boker December 3, 2006

Yolked

Being excited for something

I'm so yolked for the basketball game

by Ballzack05 June 25, 2016

Yoked

An italian young man that is just plain massive. His muscles are just so big and all the females are attracted to him

That guy is yoked

by ricosuave2024 February 17, 2021

Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.

My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

by ><(((*>er June 8, 2014