Xander Fountain

Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.

Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.

by UNCC 901 November 16, 2012

Xander

A great friend to be around. Isn't the most attractive dude, but he has a great personality. He makes you smile whenever you see him. He's is the best to text even though it might take him a while to respond.

Hey Xander!!

by Mrs. Piggy 2025 December 28, 2018

dirty xander

someone with a shlong so huge that it destroys anyone within a five mile radius

man that guys must be a dirty xander

by ifuckedyourmomandshelovedit September 13, 2021

Xander

Dead

Your xander now

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

Xandering

To look at ladies and decide if they are 'hot or not'.

Boy1: She is hot!
Boy2: Bro stop Xandering!

by DaveBatesYT July 24, 2017

Xander

Xander is fun and the funniest person I know on the planet!
He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
<3

Friend 1: I'm a banana
Xander 2: If you're a banana I'm a bunana
heh

by Can'tTELLu May 20, 2019

Xander

Xander is a porn star moonlighting as a Dungeon Master. He likes Dr Pepper a little too much and is easily made uncomfortable.

You watch that Xander dude on pornhub the other day?

by inkweaver October 21, 2019