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Writer's Block

Writer: "I have writer's block!"
Writer's friend: "Emily and Bob aren't talking to you?"
Writer: *Sigh* "Yeah,"
by Shannyr December 3, 2011
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Writer's crap

Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.
'That story was horrible, i think she's got a bad case of Writer's crap'
by Somechickwhowritescrap July 19, 2009
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Writer's Cramp

1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil.

2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.
I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp.

All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.
by Cranky Neighbor August 6, 2010
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Writer's Regret

This is the feeling a writer gets when finding mistakes and typos in their old works. This feeling is especially strong if the pieces were published.
Anna had a case of writer's regret when she was re-reading her old newspaper articles.
by KWriter January 23, 2015
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Ghost Writer Webcam

On Chatroulette, a couple has sex while a friend types at the keyboard. The key to making it a success is to make the "keyboard man" invisible to the web cam.
Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!
by theandimancan August 4, 2010
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Fanfic Writer

The type of person who makes gender-bent characters and has them fall in love. They generally choose cartoon or anime characters, but some make stories about real people.
Don't be this type of person, just don't.
Person: Hey you know any fanfic writers that can write me a really weird story
fanfic writer: Aight I gotchu. What you want
by ThatGuyWhoMakesMemes May 23, 2019
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Doe Writtens

Doe Writtens is a man from state New Jersey. He's friends with Lester Green, and AJ Beetle, both men from state New Jersey. Doe Writtens is extremely close with AJ Beetle.
Doe Writtens X AJ Beetle
by LESTER_GREEN_SUPERFAN July 12, 2019
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