woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

by Xeries July 21, 2024

Woodpecker

The act of performing vaginal or anal sex solely using dildo headgear apparatus. For maximum effectiveness, your hands must be tied behind your back while mimicking the habits of a woodpecker.

Last night my girl gushed like a fountain while performing the woodpecker on her!!

by Wolverines53 November 03, 2019

Woodpecker

A girl that just kisses the tip of the penis instead of actually sucking

Jenna was a woodpecker she bent down and gave it a little kiss

by Tiny_dancer86 March 22, 2022

Woodpecker

When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.

Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.

by drylipspuckerlips June 24, 2018

Woodpecker

Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.

As Brian put his dick into the Glory Hole, he wondered who the woodpecker on the other side was.

by Grim Seper November 04, 2022

Woodpecker

A female that sucks men off well

I met this gyal last night, she was a real woodpecker!

Your girl is a woodpecker!

by BandoBenji June 05, 2020

Woodpecker lips

Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!

by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024