wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Working on Laptops

a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).

Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"

HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."

HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."

Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"

by DudeA October 28, 2009

winking detroiter

When a girl tries to deficate on a man as a form of sexual stimulation but can only work up fart in his face instead.

He waited under her with great anticipation but she could only muster a winking Detroiter.

by decoy bot August 28, 2013

Winking Unicorn

"Winking unicorn" is an expression of a job well done. Whenever someone brings the magic touch to a job or task, that person is completing a "winking unicorn".

Don't worry if you break your broach, just click on your fanny pack and perform a winking unicorn.

by Pink Lady 49 January 20, 2015

working a sign

A homeless person that holds a sign up asking for handouts.

Guy #1: Look at that woman working a sign. Guy #2: Yep the sign says she's homeless.

by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

Gangster Wanking

when you chronically masterbate to hip hop videos and so forth!

Conner: william why do you always watch hip videos?
William: because im a gangster wanking!

by trippywill May 11, 2013

Remotely working

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

by karens727 October 2, 2009