Wonk

a wank at work

Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk

by Wonky the Donkey December 17, 2011

Wonking

When you masturbate with the hand you don't use

Jerry: bro, have you tried wonking yet?
Matt: WTF is wonking
Jerry: Left hand lasts longer bro

by axm August 12, 2015

Wonk

Overused word meaning "self-important know-it-all". Everybody wishes the word would just go away.

She is a civil rights policy wonk. She knows everything; just ask her!

by Saul Goodman July 16, 2016

wonk

The Anglo descendent of Wonka, whose origin is in Perugia, Italy. Although the evolution of the name as it travelled north through Europe dropped the "a," The origin family left the romantic spelling of its name intact over the centuries.

Ironically, one of the Wonkas, a dreamer by the name of William, actaully dropped the "A" and had a crazy trip. He subsequently went on to start Wonka, Inc., a psychedelic chocolate factory where 'you can even eat the dishes' , managed entirely by Oompa Loompas. The factory is now owned and operated by Charlie Bucket.
Eastern European variations of the name include Wünch Norwegian, Wönchen German and Whcnzh Czech.

"Mr. Wonk, do you ever get jealous about all the money your cousin Willy Wonka is making from his choclate factory?"

by Sean Borja - Graphic Designer and Local Zero August 25, 2004

wonk

Penis.

See also wank, dick, refrigerator meat club

Wow, my wonk iches liek a bitch!

by Lars Crizzaft August 26, 2004

Wonks

Your Welcome

"Heres that cd you wanted."
"Tonks"
"Wonks"

by lomathson March 22, 2010

wonk

A secret swear word for pro-spammers on forums that have censorship.
Is backwards for the word 'know'.
Can be used to replace any other swear word which would otherwise be starred out by the moderators on a forum.

A: "Anti-spammers are wonks."
B: "Yeah... they're wonking wonks!"

by Vienna November 20, 2004