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Pick-A-Winner

A saying often used when a person is picking their nose. People use this as a joke to let you know they've caught you.
"Hey Jessica, Pick-a-winner!"
by Chanelly Welly January 22, 2009
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500 years of winter

The best band ever.
More punk rock than 5Sos.
The biggest band on the planet.
Ashton Irwin, Luke Hemmings, Calum Hood and Michael Clifford are their biggest fans.
#500yearsofwinter
Example tweets about 500 years of winter:

"we're a family that turned themselves into a band.

kind of like the Jackson 5, but cooler.

#500YearsOfWinter"

" laughing cause #500yearsofwinter is already more popular than the wanted"

"people in my school are sooo basic
and they don't even know that i'm a band member wtf

#500YearsOfWinter"
by @holylxrry January 10, 2014
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a winner is you

Engrish take from Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Used by rohm kiddies and 80s revisionists.
Tom:"I beat THE AMAZON!"
Mark: "Whoa, a winner is you!"
by Yauch November 1, 2003
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winner's curse

phenomenon in auctions where the person who wins usually pays more than the auctioned item is worth
Yea I went to an auction yesterday and they had this painting that I knew I could resell for $200 but some douchebag bid $1000 for it. Ridiculous. Whatever, dude just got a mean case of winner's curse.
by his majesty the king April 28, 2008
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Watch-Winder

Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.
John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.
by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011
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Oprah Winfreyism

Most frequently seen on the Oprah Winfrey Show: quaint yet vapid and insipid New-Agey platitudes about life specifically designed to make you feel good about yourself so you 1) don't have to change anything and 2) don't have to ask yourself difficult questions that might make you think. They often assume the Bible is the answer to all life's problems. Replete with words like "inner self," "sharing," "healing," "New Earth healer," "Deepak Chopra," Doctor Phil" etc.
OprahBot 1.0: Did you see the latest episode of Oprah? She told me that I need to be a guru to my child and that the Bible holds all the answers!

Me: come on...those are just Oprah Winfreyisms and you know it...you're better than that.

OprahBot 1.0: HERETIC! GET HIM, FELLOW DISENFRANCHISED AND BORED HOUSEWIVES! punchpunchpunchkickkickstabstab
by traumaturgist July 31, 2011
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Winter Beater

An older piece of shit vehicle that you use to get through the winter while your nicer vehicle is in storage protected from the elements of snow and salt

Or

A girl that you date during the cold winter months, giving you something to fuck while everyone else is staying in, but you drop come summer when all the partying starts back up again.
As summer came to an end and the weather began to get cold Jeff began looking for a winter beater to get him through the up coming months
by J-Mo October 14, 2004
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