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Wheat cracker

Used to describe a black person that acts overly white.
Dude 1: "Did you see Carlton on the Fresh Prince?"
Dude 2: "Man, that is one crazy wheat cracker!"
Wheat cracker by Pat Mg Roin December 5, 2010
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wheat ridge 

wheat ridge is fuckin awesome, and golden is really lame. the golden deamons suck at life so i dont blame them for their hollow insults. wheat ridge football is exceptional. And wheat ridge is home to the best bros ever; nick, eric, sam and tim. they own that town all day everyday. Dub R K
wheat ridge by armyman57 November 22, 2011

wheat thins 

a code word (phrase) pertaining to getting some. as in sexy time or even as simple as making out. can be used if you want to get someone alone when you are in a group of friends or just random people. lulz. go on have fun with it.
to potential lover-"hey, im going to go get some wheat thins upstairs. wanna join me ______?"

to significant other-"man those wheat thins last night were so good."

to friend-"hey did ya get some wheat thins last night?"
wheat thins by shyddy December 5, 2011

Wheat Wings 

To successfully become a true member of Saskatchewan. The official rank of a true Saskatchewan person. There are one of three ways to earn your wheat wings:

1. Go to Tim Hortons and order a hot chocolate in the summer

2. Go buy a slurpee in the middle of winter

3. Wear a bunnyhug and shorts outside in the summer
John earned his wheat wings this summer. He bought a Tim Hortons hot chocolate.

We're taking Jessica out to earn her wheat wings. She's going to go buy a slurpee in the winter.

Stacey earned her wheat wings by wearing her bunnyhug and shorts outside. She is now a true member of Saskatchewan.
Wheat Wings by George39015056 March 22, 2011

wheat toast 

When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.
Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?
wheat toast by Szechuan Wheat December 8, 2009

Wheat Ridge 

Home to rednecks and beaners alike, wishes that it had class like Golden. BTW you idiot coors brewing company isn't in Wheat Ridge you Wheat Tard its in Golden. Wheat Ridge High School is home to many douche bags who suck at lacrosse and like vandalizing things. The residents of this town usually lack class, manners, good looks, intelligence, and for the males cocks.

Also home to inbreds, white trash, and faggots like Conrad.

Golden and RV typically own these trailor trash bastards in all sports except for one year in football but it aint gonna happen again DEMONS GOIN TO STATE BABY!
WRHS student: Hey dude lets go get wasted and hit on some 13 year olds
Golden Student: No way you douche bag Wheat Tard go get a life and a fast food job you'll need the experience later in life.

Example two
WRHS student: Dude Golden and Ralston Valley suck.
Golden and RV students: at least were not some dumb inbred piece of shit you White Trash piece of Wheat Ridge shit