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Websense

A useless horror that schools use to annoy the living piss out of students. it blocks everything, becuase of the category. once it blocked the news, because the headline read DRUG ABUSE AND HOW TO PREVENT IT..... i fucking hate websense...
Student 1: hey, i need to go on facebook for a sec, its the only link to my parents to say i'll be home late...

Student 2: WTF IS THAT?
student 1: Websense... it completely obliterates the point of internet...
by Grace W. June 4, 2010
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Webster Moment

A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.
Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"

Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"
by H. MacDougall June 28, 2010
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webshite

Webshite is derrived from "a website that is shite"... hence webshite

Contrary to popular belief, it is not a mispronounced word originated from a Bond film starring Sean Connery.

webshite can also be used as an alternative word for spam
"This forum is complete webshite"

"What the hell is this webshite that's arrived in my In-box?"
by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 12, 2004
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Webster Hall

a place in NYC where underage (19+) folk and older folk alike can go clubbing together. consists of multiple floors with different musical genres on each. the demographic consists of the young, socially awkward girls that want to get out, but sadly have no better environment in which to party, slutty girls that really don't care, and the 30 some odd year old pedophiles and creepers that frequent such 19+ clubs trying to get with these girls.
>haii you wanna go clubbing?
where?
>WEBSTER HALL
ew, no

WEBSTER HALL is the epitome of classy
by LonnieThicke March 23, 2010
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Webos Splash

aftershave for your webos(balls), a pubic aftershave
Did you use your webos splash today after trimming your pubes? Why because your a sexy motherfucker!
by Josh Herm January 24, 2006
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Websense

The shittiest piece of shit censor software known to man. Schools, colleges, and other places where you can access the internet often use this crap to block "inappropriate" sites and content. The main problem is that it also blocks A LOT of sites that no sane person would deem to be inappropriate. FUCK WEBSENSE! Everyone who works for Websense is a cocksucking douchebag, and they also enjoy eating shit.
Dammit! Websense blocked me from going to Kottonmouth Kings' website because it is categorized as a "marijuana" website.
by Stoney Jonez April 13, 2006
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