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wanky cry

1) A masterbation which is performed under circumstances of extreme sadness, to such an extent that the masterbater cries.

2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.
1) Chaz's wank was so upsetting that it became a wanky cry, and brought tears to all three eyes.

2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.
by Tino January 29, 2006
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wanky

Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.
"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
by R.B. September 7, 2004
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wacky tabacki

Slang for marijuana. Derived from "wacky tobacco"
If you put the ice cream away in the dishwasher, better stop smokin' the wacky tabacki!
by billphoto May 30, 2009
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the wardynski

take a shit in a girls vagina, eat it out and then vomit on the shit pile. Procced to have sex with the girl and creampie her. File for divorce.
i gave that girl the wardynski, she died.
by shadowsmurf July 26, 2009
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wacky mcnacky

n. something crazy, weird, out of the ordinary, interesting, wicked cool, strangly awesome

adj. the appropiate discriptive response to a crazy, irregular, nifty cool, etc, action

v. to be crazy, wacky, hillarious, etc
that jackass is wacky mcnacky.
did u see that happen, it was wacky mcnacky
i dont know what was his major malfunction was but he was acting all wacky mcnacky today,
by snail February 10, 2004
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Wacky Tiki

This is a slang term for blow job, made popular by the show The Backyardigans.
I needed some money last night, so I gave this guy a Wacky Tiki behind the bookstore on 5th avenue.

The Mysterious lifeguard offered to show Pablo the penguin and Tyrone the moose how to preform a Wacky Tiki.
by Dade Murphy December 18, 2005
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Wacky Weenie Wednesday

The weeks most depressing day that can only be made better with a midweek fuck/blow.
It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
It's time to have some fun!
It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
You can only use your tongue!
by _Aloha_Snackbar_ May 9, 2016
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