Wanky-wave

When on takes pleasure waving at neighbours or perhaps people from a bus whilst having a wank. The delight is taken when one is having a wank and waving to others whilst maintaining the royal smile.

"Look at the queens wave, such poise and delight as she takes joy from her subjects!"
"Are you sure she's not having a wanky-wave?"

by PrickMcDick December 31, 2020

wanky blanky

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

A wanky blanky is.....when ur in the parents house ( or anyones) and u feel the need to spank the yank frank but u have no tissues to hand, so u get ur sock ( or anyones) and put it over ur penis and masterbate so any foam from the cum cannon is caught within the sock

by blumkin05 September 5, 2016

Wanky Leg

A dance very similar to the "Stanky Leg" except that is involves masturbation. Often done in a large group (i.e. Circle Jerk). Invented by socially inept white guys who had learned the dance but realized that NO ONE LOOKS COOL DOING IT!!!11!11! And thus became depressed. Groups similar to Alcoholics Anonymous have pooped up as a result where you can go to perform the aforementioned dance in a group scene. No women can do this. So by doing this dance you instantly become gay.

Kieth: "Man, I wish I was as cool as Phillip and could do the Wanky Leg."

Eric: "No you don't. Everyone would think you were gay!"

Kieth: "... Erm..."

by Muffinmanifestation May 9, 2010

wanky-hanky

paper or textile used to prevent spillage during masterbation, especially one routinely used.

"When I found his wanky-hanky in the car, I nearly freaked."

by R. Clayton Jr November 30, 2005

wanky bollocks

Composite word.

Wanky; meaning flash but pointless.

and

Bollocks; meaning bollocks.

Experimental video installations are all a load of wanky bollocks.

by MarkyMark January 24, 2005

Hanky Wanky

When you ask your G/F or wife if they want to have Hanky Panky (sex) and she declines, so you just get a clean hanky or handkerchief and masturbate with it

I asked Mandy if she wanted to have Hanky Panky, and she wasn't in the mood, so I grabbed a blue striped handkerchief and had a Hanky Wanky instead

by Ed kerchief March 31, 2009

Wild Wanky

Anal Sex position where person with penis/dildo and shakes uncontrollably while penis/dildo moves around in butthole. Can cause penile dislocation, should be done with caution

Last night I gave her wild wanky and my dick almost fell off.

by The epitome of knowledge February 13, 2019