Bus Wanker

Perjorative term used to describe wankers that take buses, generally shouted out of a car window while driving past.

I might be a bus wanker, but at least I don't drive that gay yellow car.

by ed18 May 2, 2009

wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

Wanker's tan

An expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.

'Pete's just got Football Manager 2009, so he'll be working on his wanker's tan for a while.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009

Late Wanker

The action of masturbating to pornography, and ejaculating at a scene when the male characters face and/or body is only shown.

Dude, yesterday, I was beating off, and I became a late wanker... It was all over the guys face...

by Justin Herr March 17, 2017

Banter wanker

A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.

Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.

Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?

by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

fucking wanker

someone who is a fucking asshole

dude 1: jonny tried messaging messaging my girl
dude 2: what a fucking wanker

by Sikethatsnotit January 27, 2019