wake snakes

To make a lot of noise, cause a ruckus, or have a good time.

Hey Eric we should go out on the town and wake snakes this weekend.

by Hephasteous December 9, 2008

wake and bake

The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.

- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."

by RGB May 16, 2006

Waking Strudel

Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.

Man, I was so pissed when Derrick woke me up with that waking strudel.

by Dumas January 7, 2007

wake and bake

By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible.

Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.

Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it.

by E-krillzdustdrugsdopecheeseganjasmokecrankykrunk May 1, 2007

wake-fucked

When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.

When you do something while still half asleep.

I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.

I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.

by illustrix August 15, 2010

Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.

Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.

by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010

Wake and Crank

Waking up in the morning to have a cry and a wank.

I bet that guy on American Horror Story likes to wake and crank, since he's always crying and masturbating.

by alcoholicgifts November 16, 2011