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Vomit Fairy 

If one consumes too much alcohol, vomits and passes out, but the vomit seems to have disappeared by morning, one has been visited by the vomit fairy.
A - "I swear I puked last night, but my clothes are all clean."

B - "You got a visit from the vomit fairy."
Vomit Fairy by Siania December 9, 2008

Vomit Comet 

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.
A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.
Vomit Comet by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013

Vomit Cunt 

When someone is getting their cunt licked & the person who is licking the cunt vomits all over it. Then you have vomit cunt.
This usually occurs after the licker acidentally licks some pussy crust.
My dog had vomit cunt after I licked my dog's cunt acidentally because I mistaked it for my girlfriend's.

Vomit Cookie

When one actually "tosses their cookies" and a full, undigested cookie comes out: a vomit cookie is created. The victim is obligated to eat the cookie by an unspoken oath, due to the extreme paradox of the situation. It is collectively undecided as to whether or not it is actually desirable to create a vomit cookie.
Steve was particularly dismayed when he tossed out a real vomit cookie. He regretted it severely, although he was kind of impressed at the same time.
Vomit Cookie by Tommyboy783928 March 16, 2008

Vomit Omelette

When you are eating a girl out, and shes on her period, and she doesn't tell you, and she has her period right then and the blood gets in your mouth. You then vomit up the blood, and food into her vagina. And You now have a Vomit Omelette!
Man, she didn't tell me she was on her period last night, and when i ate her out, i totally gave her a Vomit Omelette!
Vomit Omelette by Cray_Baines March 31, 2009

vomit comet 

a fart so smelly that victims vomit profusely
After many pickled eggs and beer in came a vomit comet and the 'ol lady puked
vomit comet by hook'embill January 8, 2009