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Alaskan Venom Drake

The act in which you ejaculate into a woman’s mouth and then clamp her jaw shut with your hands lean in close and tell her you have an incurable STD. Her body will naturally convulse and then eject the semen through her nasal passage
“Bro you should try the Alaskan venom drake on your girl
by BBOLLIE December 12, 2022
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Venom Slap

When you are cumming after finishing intercourse you ejaculate on your hand. Then after you cum in your hand you slap your mistress she will then have one side of her face covered in cum.
Last nite I venom Slapped my girlfriend for the funn of it, for some reason she was really turned on by it.
by TheVenomSpitter July 8, 2011
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venom fucker

people who had their inner tetraphillia awaking and want to fuck venom and those tentacles and tongue of his
"Eddie said he wanted to fuck venom, guess hes a venom fucker"
by venomstentadick October 29, 2018
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cock venom

the white stuff that comes outta yo D, son
Yo, that bitch got so much cock venom on her last night when i gave her an elegant facial
by Philliam Williamson March 2, 2014
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5 Deadly Venoms

A group of bitch ass wannabe Marvel Puzzle Quest players commonly referred to as 5 Diseased Vaginas or 5DV. To be a 5DV player means you suffer from a condition called paranoid schizophrenia, as well as other mental disorders ranging from being delusional (thinking they can beat the X-men) to depression (because they get ass stomped by the X-men). The requirements to be a 5DV is:
1. Must be a whinny little bitch.
2. Must be Devil worshiper and sacrifice babies.
3. Penis size must not exceed 2.5 inches.
4. Must be willing to spend more time sending in tickets to customer support than actual time spent playing MPQ.
5. Must have an active imagination to help develop conspiracy theories about the X-men.

If you think you can meet this elite criteria then you too can be the next Diseased Vagina in MPQ.
5 Deadly Venoms are some punk bitches.
by Shamsali75 July 17, 2014
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anal venom

The yellowish colored discharge from your anus that usually occurs on a hot summer day after taking a shit. Associated with monkey butt. May be a symptom of improper wiping or chaffing or just a generally uncleanly rectum. Best described as a mixture of ass sweat and fecal debris.
"This anal venom is burnin' me up. I'd better go lay down with a fan blowing on my ass to dry it out."
by Dilldo Baggins March 26, 2007
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chode venom

simply stated it's another way of saying semen.
Yesterday after your mom bent over and exposed her camel flaps, I went home and choked up a little chode venom.
by TheNoodler December 23, 2006
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