A group of bitch ass wannabe Marvel Puzzle Quest players commonly referred to as 5 Diseased Vaginas or 5DV. To be a 5DV player means you suffer from a condition called paranoid schizophrenia, as well as other mental disorders ranging from being delusional (thinking they can beat the X-men) to depression (because they get ass stomped by the X-men). The requirements to be a 5DV is:
1. Must be a whinny little bitch.
2. Must be Devil worshiper and sacrifice babies.
3. Penis size must not exceed 2.5 inches.
4. Must be willing to spend more time sending in tickets to customer support than actual time spent playing MPQ.
5. Must have an active imagination to help develop conspiracy theories about the X-men.
If you think you can meet this elite criteria then you too can be the next Diseased Vagina in MPQ.
1. Must be a whinny little bitch.
2. Must be Devil worshiper and sacrifice babies.
3. Penis size must not exceed 2.5 inches.
4. Must be willing to spend more time sending in tickets to customer support than actual time spent playing MPQ.
5. Must have an active imagination to help develop conspiracy theories about the X-men.
If you think you can meet this elite criteria then you too can be the next Diseased Vagina in MPQ.
by Shamsali75 July 17, 2014