pole vault

A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.

I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.

by suckaaaaaaaaa June 2, 2005

the vault

a section of the mind devoted to sexually arousing things you have seen and use for masturbation

guy1: dude, did you just see that??!? that woman's tit just popped out!

guy2: yes i did. it's going up in the vault for later

by fyfy2300 December 4, 2013

Speed Vault

A movement in the art of Parkour used to clear obstacles at speed. This involves running at a high speed towards an obstacle and placing one hand on the object, swinging the legs clear and continuing running. This vault is highly effective and can easily be adapted to other vaults such as turn vaults and certain underbar variations.

"Dude! That speed vault was so fluid!"

by Josh Knill September 17, 2006

vagina vault

A woman saving an image to get off to later. The equivalent to a "spank bank," for a man.

I'm going to save the sex scene from "The Notebook," in my vagina vault.

by seeingred July 19, 2014

face vault

A physical action in anime when a character falls over out of sheer exasperation. Usually after another character says something really stupid. Used for comic purposes.

Really funny when done in real life.

Character 1: This guy's a decendant of the famous Dr. Faust who made a pact with the devil. He's dangerous!
Character 2: So... that's why he's wearing a white jacket! Because he's a doctor!

*Character 1 face vaults*

by Roland Apricot November 26, 2005

Finger Vault

The female version of spank bank. When a woman recalls an explicit memory in order to achieve an orgasm while masturbating.

Mary was able to cum as soon as she went into her finger vault and replayed the hot sex she had with a stranger the previous night.
Leslie couldn't cum so she went to the finger vault for inspiration.

by wicwtch December 9, 2008

Bone Vault

another word for pussy

Damn! her bone vault is loose

by SUper FINger October 16, 2008