vageriatric

Noun: An incredibly old vagina, typically containing conbwebs

Barbara bush is totally vageriatric

by It's true, i'm god February 13, 2006

Vagenius

A Person who is skillful in the art of helping a women achieve orgasm. Typically a "Vagenius" will be able to aide a woman in squirting regardless of her previous experience.

"Pineda is such a Vagenius! I heard he got his girl to squirt like three times when she never had before."

by MIM P. January 26, 2012

Vagidictorian

A dude with the schlong so big pounds the top of the female cervix.

Roger is a vagidictorian. He beats my guts so hard my cervix is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

vagenis

A camping device used by women enabling them to urinate like men.

Brenda can write her name in the snow with her brand new Vagenis!

by Reyn August 13, 2005

vagenius

a insipid or idiotic action and/or statement, often resulting in witnesses' heads exploding as they cannot comprehend the sheer stupidity of the act. vagenius is all they can say to describe such a terror.

"Holy crap! That was fucking stupid! What fucking vagenius came up with that one? I hope she falls down a flight of stairs or at least gets sterilized to protect future generations as the world is not a safe place with such a vagenius walking around."

by Van Chancellor May 2, 2007

Valedictorian

The schools biggest nerd

Wow that valedictorian should get a medal for being the biggest nerd

by Skier1997um May 25, 2015

Vagenitals

To have genitals and a vagina.

WTF? What's that in your pants? I think you have vagenitals.

by ieatalot289 June 20, 2010