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Hop on VHS

A type of sexual roleplay usually involves a party of 2-5 people, where one of them dresses up as a Halloween character and chases them around the house (or other areas), which usually resolves in both parties being turned on.
"Hey wanna hop on VHS?"
"Sure, but I wanna be the killer"
"Aw, c'mon you were killer last time."
by CharlestonShoee May 25, 2022
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Blank VHS tape

best form of media to exist
by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024
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The VHS Theorem

VHS Theorem
aka The Downward-Value Utility Arbitrage Principle
/vee-aitch-es thee-uh-ruhm/

Definition:
A consumer hack for maximum lifestyle value on a pauper budget. The VHS Theorem states: when something’s cultural clout collapses faster than its functionality, its utility-per-dollar skyrockets. In plain English: if it still works but nobody wants it, it’s basically magic.

Mechanics:

Cultural Abandonment – everyone chases the new shiny thing.

Functional Persistence – the old stuff still works fine.

Depression Pricing – sellers panic-sell at rock-bottom prices.

Utility Extraction – you live like a sultan on a scratch-off budget.

Examples:
VHS tapes, DVDs, old game consoles, CRT TVs, secondhand instruments, cast iron, estate sale gold — basically anything that fell out of fashion but still functions.

When culture abandons it, the wise inherit it.
Picked up 50 VHS tapes for $20 and watched classics all weekend. Totally The VHS Theorem at work, my man!"
by NakedEdmund December 17, 2025
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FNAF VHS

The FNAF VHS tapes are a series of analog horror-style videos inspired by the Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF) game franchise. These tapes are often presented as "lost" or "found" recordings, adding to the eerie and unsettling atmosphere that the FNAF series is known for.

The tapes typically feature footage of animatronic characters like Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate Fox, often showcasing their movements, sounds, and sometimes even "behind-the-scenes" content. The videos are designed to evoke a sense of nostalgia while also delivering a creepy and unsettling experience, much like the games themselves
The FNAF VHS tapes are a series of fan-made, analog horror-style videos inspired by the Five Nights at Freddy's games, featuring eerie and unsettling footage of animatronic characters in a nostalgic, retro format.
by Adams.......... February 2, 2025
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vhs humor

humor derived less from something being actually funny and more from something being from or containing references/characters from media someone enjoys
dawg that shit is not funny you've got vhs humor 💀
by uranium235eater June 5, 2025
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