by Ashley&Andrew January 3, 2009
Get the uptarded mug.a skiier (or snowboarder) who looks like a gaper (joey, newb, etc). utaracers generally aren't very good at all, tend to have trouble stopping, and have limited coordination when it comes to skiing (or snowboarding). a common characteristic of a utaracer is sticking their poles out behind them in a "tuck" even though they have no idea what they're doing and they're just embarrassing themselves.
Hey, look at that guy skiing! $5 says he falls in the next 30 seconds.
Wow, what a utaracer
Yeah, he looks like an absolute tool
Wow, what a utaracer
Yeah, he looks like an absolute tool
by utaracerlover March 3, 2011
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a totaly beginner skier, is uncapable of represent swag, skills, or coordination. distinguished by goggle gap, horrible equipment and lack of skiing abilities.
by swaggedskiier March 18, 2011
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a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. both of the things you mentioned are correct; however, I have two cousins, identical twins, one named Melissa, the other Melanie, and you look like an older version of them. Numero Dos due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. both of the things you mentioned are correct; however, I have two cousins, identical twins, one named Melissa, the other Melanie, and you look like an older version of them. Numero Dos due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma December 31, 2012
Get the uptard mug.Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the ustard preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a ustard):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWERS/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWERS/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B February 1, 2021
Get the ustard mug.This is the state or point in time me at which the term 'retard' wasn't even on the vocab list yet. Ie: this shit is so retarded it predates all possible retarded definitions of such blatant acts of human idiocy.
1: Dayuum nigga that stunt was retarded
2: Naw nigga that's untarded, he thought of it and did it for the first time today AND the last one!
3: Yeah dead niggaz can't just dirt bike tricks can they lol not lol
1: NUUUPE!
2: That's a big 10-4.
2: Naw nigga that's untarded, he thought of it and did it for the first time today AND the last one!
3: Yeah dead niggaz can't just dirt bike tricks can they lol not lol
1: NUUUPE!
2: That's a big 10-4.
by IAMSheshona July 25, 2021
Get the Untard mug.The name Utandra is very kind, generous, patient. He had a beautiful face. His figure is affectionate toward both the spouse and the family
Utandra Ganteng.
by Yamato2617 November 23, 2021
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