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underwarez

Inappropriately appropriated gratification; ill-gotten getting off. Derived from underwear, that being the usual location of the pleasure derived from underwarez, and warez.

That is a broad definition. Depending upon circumstances, the specific meaning could be anything from shaking hands with the unemployed, to cheating on your partner, to incest.
Not with your sister, you jerk! That's underwarez!

Don't stick your hand in your underwarez in public!

Stop shopping at the middle school, there's nothing there but underwarez!
by FridgeRaider December 29, 2006
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Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.
Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?
by MartiniMic April 25, 2011
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Underwater

A hell hole of incels controlled by a monky
Monky:” ooga ooga ooga”

Average underwater member: “yes plz give sex monky man”
by Das JUDEN September 4, 2019
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Underwarelooms

That pair of underware with the holes and stains that you love so much it will stay in your laundry basket until you are dead and your childrens,children will inherit it as part of the family underwarelooms.
That jock strap belonged to your grandfather and these longjohns and pantalooms were also part of your grandmothers underwarelooms.
by ZwordZ July 6, 2008
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Underlay for the overplay

This is when someone spins you that you made plans with to go be with someone else. A great lie told to keep oneself out of the dog house or look good in front of a certain group of people. Giving an elaborate excuse that's usually not true for why you can't , didn't , or won't be able to do something.
Saturday I had two girls coming over at the same time so I had to think quick and told one that my cousin was in the hospital but that was just the "underlay for the overplay" so I didn't get busted.
by Da Real Deal 1 November 5, 2012
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underlay

the term underlay is simply another word for a jumpoff/whore that you have sexual relations with, the term originates in the Bay area but is use in the south as well
Man 1:hey cuzz, imma have to call maxine up
Man 2: yeah my underlay
by The Abbot *7 July 22, 2010
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underware

Underwear, made using tableware.
"Look at her 'underware' she's covering her breasts using dinner plates!" , " I like having pillow fights in my underware."
by Jonathan Yang March 12, 2008
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