Uncle 

An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.

“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”

“Oh man, sorry to hear.”

“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”

“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”

“Hahahahaahaha.”

Uncle by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 13, 2020

Uncle 

Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.

Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.

Uncle by Eightiesgirl May 12, 2020

Uncle 

a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses

u r a uncle lololololol

Uncle by IAMTHEONEANDONLYUNCLWHORAPEDU June 9, 2020

Uncle 

The creepy old man that stares at you during the family reunions

Uncle Tommy please don’t touch me there

Uncle by GoodAtExplaining August 25, 2020

Uncle 

Pedo that shows up at the family reunion.

"Why is Uncle staring at my cheeks".

Uncle by anonymous November 4, 2020

Uncle 

A fucking pedo

Oh look theres my uncle y is he outside the school i thought he wasnt allowed 300 meters away from the school

Uncle by A dead shitter January 5, 2021

Uncle 

In the context of video games, "Uncle" is a term for an individual who finds and releases previously unknown information about a video game through datamining and other sources. Commonly found in the sphere of gacha games, Uncles are valuable members of the community who release information to players prior to official announcements.

The rise of Uncles follows the rise in predatory practices in Free-To-Play games with optional purchases; as companies began to hold back information as much as possible to encourage spending, players had trouble managing their in-game resources due the surprising nature of content releases in these games and frequently turned to spending out-of budget for fear of missing something.

The use of "Uncle" is not meant as a gendered term, as Uncles typically keep their identities private due to the sensitive and sometimes controversial nature of their work.

"I got all of this information from a helpful Uncle on Twitter who posted upcoming leaks for my favorite game! Now I can save my resources to plan ahead."

Uncle by anonymous April 12, 2021