i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

by ChrisJerichoFozzy June 7, 2018

two steps from hell

Producers of the most epic music you will ever hear. The studio's name refers to Heaven which is 2 steps from hell: Heaven-->Earth-->Hell

Dude: Oh, you're studying for finals? What you listening to? Beiber? Mikey?

Bro: Dude. Don't be a fag. Here, listen to Two Steps From Hell and never look back.

by Dick Weinerwang October 20, 2015

Two and a Half Men

A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.

I'm bored, let's watch Two and a Half Men.

by Online Fan November 19, 2016

TTHS Syndrome (Two Trucks Havin' Sex Syndrome)

TTHS Syndrome is commonly diagnosed after being addicted to the magnificent song of Two Trucks - Lemon Demon. The TTHS is usually charged with lots of secondary effects, for example, becoming an XSTP type of the MBTI typing system, being aroused by cars or mechanical transport media, being known as a '' carfucker '', not giving a shit about listening to different versions of the song, knowing the lyrics, expressing freely the love for the song, etc.

This Syndrome was registered in MBTI OVERLOAD server, our first case was our dear friend, Mr Carsex. He brought the syndrome to us, so yeah, it's highly conatgious, not deadly tho.

example I:

a. Oh, Mr Carsex? why's that your name?
b. I have TTHS syndrome, wanna have it?
a. Sure!
example II:
a. Do you wanna know what TTHS Syndrome (Two Trucks Havin' Sex Syndrome) is?

by cherry_ May 7, 2021

Massive Two Shits

Another name for the state of Massachusetts.

I hate going to Boston in Massive two shits for business.

by ThePPH February 10, 2015

thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

two tracking

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin

For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.

by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015