TwitterHead

A female that disconnects from face-to-face social interaction. Communicates mostly through social media web pages such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram ect. Mostly for indirect activity as an escape from face-to-face confrontation. Refrains from saying their real perspective in person, rather they anonymously send messages.

A twitterhead would post a status about a specific group of people that they associate an individual with, rather than mentioning that individual in the post. Also they may post words that they couldn't express in person for a lost loved one that they are mourning for.

by TwitterHead April 1, 2015

twitterhole

Lame, snooty, pretentious, show-off, over-paid, nerdy tech employees living in San Francisco. Usually employed by tech companies like Twitter or they just spend time in a dorm/hack house in South of Market starting another you've-never-heard-of company.

Person 1: "Hey man, lets go to this bar in SoMa, its a chill spot! "
Me: "No, thanks. I dont wanna be seeing anymore Twitterholes, I've had enough for today. "

by Evilinc2001 September 14, 2016

Twitterett

A fucking Twitter Thot.
A Twitter hoe.
A Twitterett.

Stacys a fucking Twitterett bruh.
Them fucking Twitterets on fleek.

by RecoAR January 26, 2017

Twittered

The art of explaining long paragraphs by a short sentence in emails or during conversation.

Joe often gets twittered at work by his boss.

by Ritz Bet August 19, 2017

Twittercized

Being slammed, dumped on or otherwise criticized on Twitter for doing or saying something really, really dumb.

Roseanne Barr was severely Twittercized for making extremely rude and insensitive statements.

by gfith326 June 11, 2018

twitterbeast

A person who constantly trawls Twitter looking for amusing or pornographic tweets to amuse his or her friends.

Jonny is a "twitterbeast" he never stops!

by Typhoonarse September 6, 2018

Twittercitis

Twittercitis
~noun

painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.

I can't scroll anymore, the Twittercitis is unbearable!

This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!

My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.

If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!

by Spunky Winkerbean October 6, 2018