Twaddle

a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"

by MDG August 2, 2004

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Twiddle with your Fiddle

playing with your dick

John Greer will be willing to twiddle with your fiddle but perfers to twiddle with Austin Honeycutt's fiddle

by RastaPastaBeensterBeen March 13, 2009

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twiddlepoop

a homosexual man word origin dates back over 200 years

James Buchanon,America's only confirmed bachelor president,was a twiddlepoop,as was his long-time gentleman-companion,Aunt Fancy.

by Mr.Vocabulary November 29, 2013

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twaddle

The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.

I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.

by hcracker April 30, 2003

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the act of a woman fondling her clitoral appendage with her fingers in a clockwise manner in the privacy of her own home, the campus library bathroom, in the presence of her significant other, or while being taken violently and brilliantly from behind

1 -"You fucking like that?"
-"Oh my God, it feels so good, but do you mind if I twiddle?"

2- "You started masturbating when?"
-"Well, I started humping pillows when I was like 8 or 9, but I don't think I started twiddling until I was 12, when I learned how to download erotic stories"

3- "I didn't know you masterbate?"
- "Ever girl twiddles, and she's fucking lying slut if she tells you otherwise."

by Grant Philip Wheeler January 23, 2007

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