Bruised Turd

Another name for BreadTube, that highlights the right-wing undercurrents of the community, by comparing the colours of a blue-brown alliance of liberals/Democrats (blue) and the far-right (brown) to that of a bruised turd.

"Man, breadtube is a perfect blend of leftist aesthetics and right-wing opportunist chauvinism."
"A true blue-brown alliance."
"More like Bruised Turd!"

by conquest of turds August 23, 2021

Amber turd it

The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.

You really amber turd it bro

by Justsarahash May 3, 2022

Turd Hobbit

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.

Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.

by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022

tired tired sea

the best larry fic and part of the fic trio which is: young and beautiful, escapade and tired tired sea.

it follows harry styles as he arrives on a small and distant scottish island, and meets louis tomlinson, the owner of the b&b he is staying at.

it is a beautiful story of love, and silence.

liam payne: have you read that larry fic, ‘i sleep naked’
zayn malik: hell nah, don’t read that it’s crap, read ‘tired tired sea’ on ao3
niall horan: omg yes i read tired tired sea! i loved it! would recommend.

by copyofanenby March 1, 2021

sexy tired

A state of mind that precursors a mentally delusional state but sequels a mentally exhausted state. The conditions for entering a "sexy tired" state may differ between genders but occur most frequently after long work days or after extensive physical and mental activity to the point of or surpassing exhaustion. Sleep deprivation is a common cause of "sexy tired" phases in young women while inebriation is the most common cause in young and mature men. While in this mental state there is significant change in motor skills and speech patterns. A somewhat flirtatious persona is accompanied by suggestive jokes or suggestively themed topics followed by phrases not commonly said by the person being affected. This mental state is most easily attained during late hours mostly observed passing midnight and lasts in short time periods, no more than a few hours.

Did you notice how sexy tired Michael was last night?

Yea, after every joke he would turn and wink at me.

Me too! Even after the non-sexual jokes. Once it was time to go and he finished his Guinness he was back to normal. I doubt he'll remember tomorrow though.

by Jarvis-Alpha September 5, 2015

Turd Itch

The special kind of burn your ass experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your arse after taking a dump. Synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly shitty. Similar to shit itch, but with a burn.

My ex keeps calling, I have a serious case of turd itch!

by Gozzum October 11, 2014

I'm tired.

A generic answer for when someone asks if you're ok and you're really not, but you don't want to explain it.

"Are you ok?"
(wiping away tears) "Yeah, I'm tired."

by EmmyGrace21 January 9, 2013